May 2011
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“When my husband died, because he was so famous & known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, on the passing of her husband, Carl Sagan (via afghanibanani) There’s no romance like atheist romance. (via rachelfershleiser) If there were such a thing as death vows, these’d be it. 
May 31st
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May 30th
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"Can you do The Google on this for me?"
May 28th
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My cab driver and I are jamming out to "Stay."
“Did you make this mix cd?” “Yes, miss. My ‘lady mix.’ All lady groups. Miss Loeb, Miss Enya. You don’t mind?” “Hell no. You play this for men too? Or just lady passengers?” “No, miss. I play this for me.” I feel you, Musarrat the cab driver.
May 28th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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"Is a schnore the same thing as a mooch?"
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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“Skinner could hardly think. He had known Mulder was gay for Scully, but hadn’t...”
–  Corwin’s Musings of Vast Importance: Mulder and Scully My buddy Corwin has a sick and twisted mind, which basically means he’s perfectly suited to spoofing X-Files fanfic. At least, I think he’s spoofing.
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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Bridesmaids! Priests! Vampires! Wait a second…one of those things doesn’t belong. Are you going to see Bridesmaids or Priest this weekend? 
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
I will never understand people who put sugar on...
May 2nd