August 2011
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“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians....”
– Michelle Bachmann: God using natural disasters to prod politicians (via nickdouglas)
I totally agree with her. Obviouisly God used Irene to create major havoc in states that haven’t legalized same-sex marriage, and for the most part, gave New York a pass. How much clearer can He make it that He is...
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“You were infatuated with Rebecca because she wore Chuck Taylors and played bass...”
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Dan Harmon giving character-writing advice to a reader.
So close to the truth, you guys.
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In the end, New Yorkers were more traumatized by...
Fort Greene is a mess of bored, hungover brunch-seekers.
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New Yorkers: Have lots of unopened hurricane...
wcfoodies:
We urge you to consider donating canned or dry goods and unopened water to Food Bank NYC.
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Earthquake + hurricane + tornado = the turducken...
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Locked Up and Left Behind →
jeremyk:
cuckooforcristiano:
“We are not evacuating Rikers Island,” Mayor Michael Bloomberg said in a news conference this afternoon. Bloomberg annouced a host of extreme measures being taken by New York City in preparation for the arrival of Hurricane Irene, including a shutdown of the public transit system and the unprecedented mandatory evacuation of some 250,000 people from low-lying...
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Ready for Irene
diablocodyisnotevenherrealname:
wcfoodies:
Rosemary ciabatta, jalapeno honey cornbread, corn on the cob, zucchini, heirloom tomatoes, bacon, peaches, water, wine, whiskey, dark & stormys, canned soup, and poptarts. I think we’re ready.
your provisions are better than mine.
I’d say grab your go bag and come on over if the G were running.
hahah get it? ‘if the G were...
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Weird if it turned out that New York City had...
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On Staying Calm During a Hurricane
Marissa: i think everything is fine
Justin: YOU ALWAYS DO
I think you're the most calm in a hurricane
considering that tiny bugs flying near you make you freak out
Marissa: there's nothing to do but ride it out
Justin: tiny bugs more scary than giant death cyclone
Marissa: it's only going to be rain and wind here
i doubt it will even be a cat 1 by the time it hits nyc
no flooding
we are on the 2nd floor
we're fine
so long as we prepare for the power to go out
Justin: WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF BOOZE
Marissa: IMPOSSIBLE
This is basically the exact conversation Kit and I have been having in nonstop circles for the last 24 hours. Except that since our backyard is above our apartment, we built some levees to keep mudslides at bay.
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Watchcelebzaredum:
Worried about the hurricane heading our way this weekend? Learn everything you need to know about properly preparing for a hurricane in this video that Justin shot during 2004’s Hurricane Charley.
Basic rundown: 1. Shop for food and water. Don’t wait too late or all you’ll have left is Fanta. 2. Fill your tub with water. 3. Stay inside 4. Stock up on candles 5. Get drunk
Also...
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“I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time—when...”
– Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World (1995) page 25 (via spytap)
60tosexy:
60tosexy:
Been battling a horrible crick / pull / knot in my left shoulder blade over the last week. * At first I couldn’t turn my head or lift my left arm very high, but after that first horrible day it’s just been more of a constant companion in my left shoulder (“hello!”). Been resting it, but wondering: is there a better way to treat it?
* At first I thought I got it from...
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“A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. That is why I read books.”
– Tyrion Lannister (via wilwheaton)
“Books […] keep the mind from scratching itself raw.”
David Mitchell
That is my favorite ‘books r good’ quote, ever.
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Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Day →
coketalk:
I just finished watching the latest episode of Jersey Shore right after watching the republican debate in Iowa, and damn, those two shit shows have surprisingly similar casting:
Mitt Romney is The Situation. He’s an untrustworthy narcissist with way more money and screen time than he deserves.
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Hip Hop Drunkies Playlist →
Current favorite thing about Spotify: recreating the track lists of the mix CDs I made in college, back when creating a mix was still a fucking art.
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“It’s criminal that so little is asked of people who are getting so much. I don’t...”
– Matt Damon (via lonelywerewolfgirl)
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Did the dishes
Boyfriend: I am the wet nurse to the world.
Me: No, you're not.
